Mark Twain

“I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious — except he purposely shut the eyes of his mind & keep them …

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MC Paul Barman

THE ONION: Is there a God? PAUL BARMAN: Obviously not. O: Why obviously not? PB: Isn’t believing in God like wearing chain mail? O: In that it protects you from …

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