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Sharing the Crank Mail

Below, a small sampling of FFRF’s recent fan mail. Grammar, spelling and punctuation are uncorrected.

Donation
I would like to give a large contribution to your organization. I will be eating Mexican tonight, and it should be ready by 9am tomorrow. Look for it to arrive by early afternoon, fresh and hot. — Erauoy Selohssa, New Jersey

Your mission
Hi, You remind me of those commies at the ACLU. They say they are trying to help whoever and yet, perform their actions in the most destructive manner possible. I hope you eventually get a clue. Take Care and Happy Holidays — Sincerely, Bill Peters

god
i wanted to say that i heared about you from church and i belive that god created us all and we all would not be here on earth if not for god and on jugement day when i stand before god i know i want to be able to done the right things in my life to be walk thogh the gates of heaven and not hell — wes hixon, Oklahoma

Billboard
If you remove God, then you remove all of the “God-given rights” bestowed upon you, your children and every person in this nation. What will be left are the rights determined by other people- including your right to live or not. I feel you are a tool in the bringing down of America and it saddens me for all of your sakes and for everyone’s – religious or not. God have mercy on you all, for you know now what you do. I may be only one person in a zillion, but my prayers are said for all of you and for all of us. — Steph

GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU AT FFRF
GOOD MORNING, MERRY CHRISTMAS. O MY JESUS, SAVE US FROM THE FIRE OF HELL. LEAD ALL SOULS TO HEAVEN, ESPECIALLY THOSE WHO ARE IN NEED OF YOUR MERCY (FFRF) — GOD GOD, HEAVEN HAS NO ADDRESS

nativity
YOU CAN GET DOWN ON 4’S AND TAKE A BIG ONE. — Steve Meyers

Brookville Indiana fuss
You are a bunch of sillies. Need something to do. I doubt that you had complaint(s). Maybe one in comparison to the hundreds who want it. Bunch of trouble makers is what you are. Merry Christmas. God bless you all and God bless America. — Mary Bowling

you
you all suck dick. ­— fred fudpucker

Brookville Nativity assault
Perhaps all of you should be forced to go to church to learn the lesson of tolerance. To what purpose do you work? What do you hope to acheive? Ridding the world of the belief in God? Who in Hell do you think you are??? GOD??? You’re all losers leading empty loser lives, threatened by a thought. Pathetic. Threatened by a thought. — Paula McGuire, Ohio

Nativity at courthouse in Ohio
Have a nice Regular Season With No Holidays! ­— Karen Wald

Your ignorance
Why are you complaining about a nativity scene for CHRISTMAS? CHRISTMAS is about the BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST, not about F*%^ING SANTA CLAUS. It isn’t about reindeers and all the gifts. If you want to put up a Santa somewhere, go and do it. That is your freedom. Let me guess; you stupid liberal fools would complain about a US flag because there isn’t a flag up on 4th of July for Pakistan and Iran, and GOD knows what other country. Celebrating CHRISTMAS? Then you need a NATIVITY scene!!!! — John Scarponi

Brookeville nativity
We just need to put these worthless people six feet in the ground when they come up with these useless ideas. Go to the sandbox if you don’t like America. One nation under GOD you worhtless human being. Seriously !!! Do this Country and World a favor and just end your pathetic life. We don’t want you ! your mother don’t want you , your father don’t want you ! and nobody in your family will miss you. Please give me an early CHRISTMAS present and swallow a bullet already. — shepstepping

prayers at South Carolina meetings
Mr. Elliott, Don’t yall have enough to worry about in Wisconsin? Stay up north and mind you’re own Yankee business and stay out of our business. You know it all northerners think yall own the world and know everything. You northerners started a war in 1861 worry about other people business. If we want prayer we will have it. Lets clean up the south and send Yankees back up north. Thanks for nothing. — Anonymous

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