Sharing the crank mail

Was it too early to crank up our annual War on Christmas? Definitely, wrote quite a few of our correspondents, their comments printed as received.

Freedom: Your religion is of the Anti-Christ an I am sick of you imposing your beliefs on others. You can keep Satin to yourself. He can get behind me as well as you. — Tim Sykes, Sandy Hook, Conn.

America was founded by the word of god: We know damn good and well that the very Constitution that grants you any rights was based off the word of god a.k.a. the Holy Bible. whats the last 2 lines of our national anthem? one nation under god, with liberty and justice for all? I give you all an extended invite to come on down to good ol spokane washington and try that delusional crap. You’ll be lucky if you make it back out of the city limits. each and every one of you and your dip shit desperate lawyers to. welcome to America bitches now go find something productive to do with your time before its over! — Bradley Simon, Spokane Valley, Wash.

War on Religion: You have the right to your unbelief, but quit denigrating those who do. After all you have your holiday, April 1st. — Thomas Batterman, Ohio

Fuck you all the way to hell: I hope somebody comes to your office one day and kills every one of you. Let me make it very clear this is not a threat but I surely wish you’d all fucking die and leave my world a better place! You’re fucking hatred and wickedness cannot go un-answered. — David

I hate you and RonReagan more than all of hell: You and my hero Ronald Regan’s son should burn in worse than hell. You are the lowest form of life that ever existed! Burn in the hottest Fire of Hell for trillions of years! — Robert Keck

New York Times Ad: I agree with your statement that the rapid increase of world population is the biggest factor of global worming. But you picking on the wrong guy “the Pope”. The Catholic religion has the slowest rate of increase compared to the rest of the world religions. — rag80

Just in general: You can kiss my lilly white ass. — Price Clevenger, Ohio

Message: You can take God out of America, but you can’t take Him out of Americans. — Lori Meeker, Ocala, Florida

In God We Trust: Like Chief Adrian Garcia said, “You and your foundation can go fly a kite.” I agree with him. Go outside, fly a kite, play tag and hide-n-seek, run barefoot through a meadow, walk along the beach, take a tropical vacation. God Bless You. You know what, He will whether you believe in Him or not. — Alisa Burgener, LaVerne, Calif.

Childress Texas: What Police Chief Adrian Garcia wanted to tell you was actually was go fuck yourself, but he was too much of a gentleman. — Bud in PA

In God We Trust on cop car: You come across as whining 3rd graders. And I think what the officer really wanted to tell you is “Go fuck yourselves!!!” — steve doocey

nativity lawsuit: Facism is the idea that 1 person or group knows what’s better for someone then the other. Stay out of county and school affairs and stop trying to steal my tax dollars for you’re orginizations selfish and biggeted viwes. Leave indiana and my an all our freedom alone! — Jonathan Rider, Elkhart

The air you breathe: If you don’t believe in him, why do you waste his air , and trees everytime you wipe your butt?? Toilet paper is made from his trees. I pray whom ever reads this, may find God one day before , You take your last breath. — Rufus, Blairsville Ga.
freedom: May the GOOD LORD turn you all into trees, so I can turn you into paper to print the bible. — Tori Dwight, Massachusetts

End of Business: You WILL be out of business in 30 days. — Bret Jerrow

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Sickening: It’s your fault God isn’t in schools anymore. Years ago you didn’t hear about someone shooting up a school, you know why cause God was a loud in the classroom. Ask your parents or grandparents I bet they didn’t have to go to school and pass thru a metal detector. — Beverly Wiatrowski

Violation: I just wanted to let you know that I wear a crucifix all the time. Yep, in government buildings, schools, etc., not a damn thing you can do about it! Oh, and being gay is a perversion. The male penis isn’t intended to be inserted into another man’s anus. Your schools really do owe you a refund. Have a hellish day! — REH

Shame: I find it rather telling that you are not willing to publish the email addresses of ANY of your staff so that those who are concerned about your agenda can meaningfully engage your staff. Not scared much, are you? — John Doe, Tennessee

Jesus: I just saw y’all are protesting against Jesus being part of Christmas, he is the reason why this holiday exists. I think y’all should find something better to do with your lives. Go research John 3:16 and the 2nd Amendment. — Christopher Madaris

Scum: You people are disgusting parasites. The only reason you cocksuckers are getting away with what you do is because that liberal stickerhead you d bags voted in. Go get a fucking job and stay out of normal peoples way of life. Bunch of knuckledragging troglodytes!! Go fuck yourselves ass clowns. — James Webb

Youre group: Shame on you guys for wanting to stop christmas choirs singing at the grotto because of christianity and catholicism. I am a christian and i dont support you at all. dont you dare go around and say highschool choirs cant sing there when its trtradition just because there catholic or christian. Grotto is a catholic place so you guys have no right to say anything. — Kristen Marston

However you want to take it: I just seen on the news about what you people are trying to do to christmas. Since you people obviously dont know your historty christmas is about jesus christ so obviously you arent to bright trying to mess with christmas. why dont you worry about muslums the way you worry about trying to go after christaniy. — Brandon Burdette

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