In Their Own Words

Just in time for Halloween, radical anti-religionists are unleashing their favorite scare tactic: a federal lawsuit, this time directly attacking ministers. Ministers of many faiths are dependent on the housing allowance to supplement their meager salaries.  We will not stand by and let anti-religious ghouls threaten yet another American tradition.
Brad Dacus, Pacific Justice Institute president, on FFRFā€™s suit against the parsonage tax exemption
earnedmedia.org, 10-22-09

The Lord woke me up in the middle of the night. There stood Jesus with a huge tray and the tray was heaped with cookies, and he said, ā€œKenneth, have a cookie.ā€
Televangelist Kenneth Copeland
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, 10-12-09

All the offerings will go to Brother Copeland.
Pastor Happy Caldwell, passing plastic collection buckets in Agape Church in Little Rock
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, 10-12-09

The injunction of Jesus to love others as ourselves is an endorsement of self-interest. . . . We have to tolerate the inequality as a way to achieving greater prosperity and opportunity for all.
Lord Brian Griffiths, British Goldman Sachs adviser, defending executive bonuses
Bloomberg News, 10-21-09

The church in a sense has lost its mission to go out and love the people. Weā€™ve become useless in a society that desperately needs us.
Rev. Steven Mayo, Elm Street Congregational Church, Fitchburg, Mass.
Washington Post, 10-24-09

The noose has tightened around the necks of Christians to keep them from speaking out on certain moral issues. And it all was embodied in something called the hate-crimes bill that President Obama said was a major victory for America.
Rev. Marion Gordon ā€œPatā€ Robertson
Christian Broadcasting Network, 10-29-09

No. Not until Jesus comes back, because itā€™s a religious war. It deals with Godā€™s promises and Godā€™s word. Itā€™s really a spiritual matter, not a political one.
Televangelist Benny Hinn, on if thereā€™ll ever be peace in Israel
Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, 10-20-09

Guns and ammo, God bless America and Israel. Youā€™ll have to pry my cold dead hands off my rosary and my Uzi.
Comment by ilikeike on Israeli arms company TDI opening a plant in Rapid City, S.D.
Sioux Falls Argus Leader, 10-23-09

The culture war is up for grabs. The good news is that religious conservatives continue to breed like rabbits, while secular saboteurs have shut down: theyā€™re too busy walking their dogs, going to bathhouses and aborting their kids. Time, it seems, is on the side of the angels.
Op-ed by Bill Donohue, Catholic League president
Washington Post, 10-20-09

Darwin and Spencer his guide
Instead of Jesus crucified.
Rev. David Grayston, lamenting his freethinking son, William Grayston, born in 1862
Roads to Quoz: An American Mosey, by William Least Heat-Moon

No, I donā€™t think thereā€™s anything wrong with getting breast implants as a Christian. I think itā€™s a personal decision. I donā€™t see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldnā€™t get breast implants.
Former Miss California Carrie Prejean, on cosmetic surgeryā€™s compatibility with Christianity
Christianity Today, 11-12-09

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