Sharing the Crank Mail

Some suggested destinations for freethinkers besides the ever-popular hell and Honduras (murder capital of the world) come via the crank mail, printed as received.

 

ten commandments: ten commandments is every americans rite if you want to change the laws in your state thatā€™s fine stay out of our business in north Idaho we love god here if you choose to walk in darkness thatā€™s your choice but here we will fight you tooth and nail to keep our rites as americans stay out of our business here believe if you want a war on this matter we will stay the fuck out of our business go worship the devil and keep working for satin. ā€” tom johnson, coer d alene, idaho

 

Walkerā€™s religious tweet: Wow, have you two lunatics become unhinged! Wanna take me up on a public challenge to either of you, Barker or Gaylord, for a debate on the Bill of Rights, Constitution and Declaration of Independence? Say YES (which I would crave) and Iā€™ll dissect and dismantle your horribly flawed constitutional views. The ball is in your court. Game? ā€” Ned Kareiva

 

Hello Dan: You sir are a problem. Look at todayā€™s society and ask yourself, is it better now with the FFRF crapping in everyoneā€™s cereal or was it better in earlier times say before the late 1960ā€™s. Check the statistics on out of wedlock child birth, abortions (hell, half the black pregnancies were aborted in NYC, Eugenicists will celebrate that little number). Let me be clear, I am an extremely poor example of a Christian, but for fucks sake, you guys are doing more damage to society than the Scott Walkers of the world. But, maybe that is what you want. Have a nice day. ā€” Mike Williams, Blossom, Texas

 

Gideon Bible removal: Prior to sending this, I have prayed and claimed that the supernatural presence of God move through this email to everyone in your organization, and that everyone in your organization be saved. Every knee will bow, every tongue confess. ā€” Terri McMahan

 

10 Commandments in park: Take your heathen bullshit out of my state and go corrupt shitconsin you wannabe Nazi pigs. ā€” Jake Rogers, Sandpoint, Idaho

 

Police chiefā€™s prayer walks: If you want to be a none believer, be one. Donā€™t interfear with others freedom of religon. We dont bother you athiestā€™s even if youā€™re gonna burn, itā€™s youā€™re choice. Donā€™t try to take the rest of the world with you, go burn by yourself and mind your business. That is one of the biggest problemā€™s today…Minorityā€™s trying to make majorityā€™s bow down to there stupid wantā€™s and demandā€™s. Mind your own fucking business. ā€” Richard Lovelace, Crane Hill, Ala.

 

Atheists and the Bible: You will never convince me to your viewpoint, because at one time I ā€œwasā€ you. You have no idea how wonderful the freeing from self becomes once you trust in Jesus Christ and His sacrifice and shedding of blood on the cross just for you! ā€” A. Barry Hess

 

Freedom OF Religion: This country was founded on ā€œFREEDOM OF RELIGIONā€. My ancestors had to leave Europe because they were Lutheran Ministers and were threatened with death. Many of the early European immigrants got along quite well with the Native Americans and provided much mutual support. Sadly, Atheists and Atheistic Agnostics now want to force us out of OUR country. I say OUR country because my religious ancestors founded it. Hitler was only two month short of world domination and the execution of all Jews. Some of the Jewish in the 1930ā€™s could run to the U.S. for safety. But if FFRF gets the IRS and the Justice Dept. to persecute us and force religious groups out of the U.S., like Hitler did to Europe in the 1930ā€™s and 40ā€™s, WHERE ARE WE TO GO? ā€” Burns Searfoss, Colorado Springs

 

You Suck: Crawl back under your rocks and STFU! ā€” Jimmy Door, Wisconsin

 

Commentā€™s on Hannity: I would like to respond to your assertion that most free societies were free from religion? How did that work in Russia? China? Burma? Honduras, Venezuela? Nepal? North Korea? Vietnam? Cambodia? Laos? What happened to Christians in Hungary, Poland, Yugoslavia, Bulgaria, Czech? What about Georgia? Ukraine, Serbia, Croatia. They were free of religion werenā€™t they? ā€” Charles Kunold, California

 

I have a Challenge: Apparently, you folks have allot social & legal clout. Why donā€™t you go after the Evangelists that are transplanting approx.1000 middle east refugees into Appleton & other Wisconsin cities; and other states. You worry about our tax dollars spent in the name of religion!! The estimated End cost is 750Grand to a million a person. This is really imposing religion on the general populace at our expense. ā€” Axel Roberts, Menasha, Wis.

 

Freedom From Religion Foundation: I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOU ONE THING! HOW DOES IT FEEL….TO BE THE ASS-HOLES OF AMERICA? ā€” Stan Knowles, North Carolina

 

Freedom of Speech: No where in the Constitution does it talk about seperation of Church and State. That came about from a letter from Thomas Jefferson to Thomas Paine or vice versa. Atheism is a religion itself and u canā€™t even see it. You believe in God. You have to believe in something to deny itā€™s existence. By the way, God loves u and their is nothing u can do about it. ā€” Robert Jacquart

 

Praying for you: I PRAY IN JESUSā€™ NAME THAT HE WILL TOUCH EACH MEMBER OF YOUR GROUP. I WILL HELP FIGHT IN BRINGING BACK PRAYER IN SCHOOLS, AND CHRIST IS THE THE REASON FOR EVERY SEASON. I KNOW WHERE I AM GOING TO SPEND ETERNITY. DO YOU? ā€” Lynne Carroll, Toledo, Ohio

 

Gov. Walker: I read your letter in response to Gov. Walkerā€™s tweet and I just wanted to tell you, Aw, get to your fainting couch, Myrtle, and stop blighting the public sphere with your presence. I would also suggest that your co-presidents do not operate any motor vehicles, as the grotesque lack of perspective they demonstrated in that letter means that they would pose a serious collision threat to both themselves and other drivers. ā€” Karl Collins, New York

 

stay out of our religion!!! GOOD GRIEVE GIVE ME A BRAKE !! WHEN WILL YOU STOP WHEN THERE IS NO RELIGION LEFT AND WE ARE ALL ATHEIST!! YOU REALLY PISS ME OFF WITH PUSHING YOU LEFT WING AGENDA ON US!! JUST SHUT UP!! ā€” Mieke Sijen, Long Beach, Calif.

 

The Bible: It is a love letter from God to us. Why would you want to deprive people of that! By the way…ALL your efforts are in vain. You can TRY to remove Him but He is God and on the last page of the book you so despise guess what? He wins! You are on a path strait to hell. ā€” Julie Fincham, North Port, Florida

 

The bible: Who is forcing you to practice any type of religion ,you must believe you came from a monkey lie Obama right.? you have no power whatsoever to lengthen your stupid life or create anything as god can you canā€™t turn the day into night or stop a hurricane let alone create one. Iā€™d like to meet you in person bitch. ā€” Samuel Ruiz, San angelo, Texas

 

U.S. Air Force Academy: If we erase all religion, then isnā€™t atheism the de facto religion? So in fact, you are supporting the idea of a state sponsored religion. How the communists and fascist would love your organization. ā€” Mark Lutz, Sanford, S.C.

 

Pope in Green Bay: The mayor has every right to invite whom he pleases, just as the ludicrous president obama does. You want some atheist to visit the mayor? Set it up you imbeciles. ā€” David Woehning

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