THE ONION: Is there a God? PAUL BARMAN: Obviously not. O: Why obviously not? PB: Isn’t believing in God like wearing chain mail? O: In that it protects you from …
Publications
Edward Truelove
“He believed, with Madame de Stael, the search for truth is the noblest pursuit of man and the publication of it a duty.” …
Alfred Jules Ayer
“I do not believe in God. It seems to me that theists of all kinds have very largely failed to make their concept of a deity intelligible; and to the …
Lee Child
“I’ve no sympathy for any religion. I’m an atheist; I think they’re all nuts.” …
David Tamayo
“Truth wants to be questioned, always! That is why the preacher in church, after delivering a sermon, never asks if there are any questions, while the schoolteacher is always pushing …
Elsa Lanchester
“I never understood the changing of her last name from Sullivan to Lanchester because it sounded more elegant. Nor did I understand her hatred of religion of any kind.” …
Bill Gates (Quote)
“Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There’s a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.” …
Norma Cunningham
“Women to him were brood mares, who were created with large hips just to stay at home and sit on them. His opinions, frankly stated, were frequently shockingly outrageous, even …
Matt Smith
“I recently read ‘The God Delusion’ by Richard Dawkins, which ignited my interest in a scientific, mathematical version of the world. No, I’m not religious. At all. I’m an atheist.” …
