Sharing the Crank Mail March 2012

A sampling of recent comments to FFRF from the Christian righteous, printed as received:
Why?
You and your foundation are on the same level as the people who took out the towers in New York City. Yes your scum of the earth I hope there is a God and you burn in hell for all the terrible things you have done. Why don’t you move to, say Afghanistan, and see what you get. — Greg Rumsey, Casper, Wyo.

Christian nation
The USA is founded upon Christian principals and will always reflect that in society and in some policies. In my public high school the teachers and students discussed god and religion in open classes without fear from anyone. In fact my teachers encouraged religion almost on a daily basis. Best Education I could receive, Thank you tax paying citizens. God Bless! — Sincerely, Samuel Fischer, a recent graduate of 2011
PS: If you try to find my high school we are likely to shoot you. Every one owns guns, even in our trucks parked in the school parking lots. Around here we dont like your kind. If you came to town, you run the risk of what “Missippi Burning” was for the Aferican Americans.

\”O GOD!\” FROM YOUR MOMS
I WONDER WHY ALL OF YOUR MOMS SCREAM OUT “O GOD!” WHEN I’M FUCKING THEM BUT THEY ALL HAD RAISED NON-BELIEVERS. CAN YALL TELL ME WHY THEY CALL OUT TO GOD WHEN I’M HUMPING THEM? I SURE WOULD BE PLEASED TO SEE ONE OF YALL. THIS IS MY REAL ADDRESS, COME SEE ME AS I HUMP YOUR MOTHER AND MAKE HER SCREAM “O GOD!”. — Kenneth Oberman, San Antonio, Texas

Assholes
Stay the fuck out of my business U prick fucks! — [email protected]

Statue in Montana
Fuck you and your organization. If you have a problem with Jesus, God or any other aspect of Christianity then get out of this country. Go live in Iran, Iraq or some other third world nation. Grab your rug, incense or what ever other form or worship you choose and leave. Once again fuck you and your organization. — David

Fuck you
Fucking die communist pigs, America was founded by religious followers. fuck you — Aldolf Hitler

Jesus Lord of Lords King of Kings
Are you ready to answer to God almighty one day? Your legal staff will not be able to help. There will be no ACLU (Anti Christian Liberties Union) Get prepared the day is coming when Every Knee will bow and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord including Mr. Barker and his Wife. BTW no Supreme Court to appeal to either. — David Jones, Wetumpka, Ala.

You
All I can say is FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOUR RODE IN ON. This country was built on religious freedom, both Christian and Jewish. You peole totally suck. You should be exterminated. — Miles Lewis

Victory
Dear Ms. Gaylor, the only sham residing in America today is our so called Muslim President and organizations like FFRF. Imagine people have nothing better to do then be morons, haters, backbiters and whiny two year olds. God will not be mocked and satan is the Prince of this world. My heart goes out to you for you sway with every wind of doctrine and your ears are tickled by your own empty voices. — Peggy Palmer, Menifee, Calif.

Get a life
This is the worst organization eva… bitching about a statue.. How about you go and fuck yourselves. The reason this country is failing is because we are ditching God. — John Craiger, Ukian, Calif.

UN-AMERICAN
YOU PEOPLE ARE NOT AMERICANS AT ALL!!GET A JOB,RAISE SOME MONEY AND GET THE HECK OUT OF THE U.S.A. TRY YOUR LUCK IN AFGHANISTAN. — ANTHONY POLAND

my right to puruse life as endowed to me by my Creator
Stop trying to destroy the constitution of this land. It is unconstitutional and you all should be tried in a court of law for breaking the law endowed to us in this land by our CREATOR. JESUS IS LORD OF AMERICA AND WISCONSIN!!! — Felicity Farrell

Truth
I’m so sick sick of u pigs being offended by everything.This is a christen country. U should Find a roof and jump off it. And if u ever protest around my house expect trouble. Yours in Christ knights templar — Jack Frost

whats your point?
Your president and your ffr is smelling like 1938. Brown shirts and All that goes with the prince of darkness. — philip nachazel

Goodbye
Well,you have /b/’s attention, lazy faggots. We will dismantle you systematically from your Website up. Let’s go back to when Athiestfags removed the right to Pray in school. Why? You lazy queers didn’t want your kid to go to the lands above. I have no problem against Athiests in general, it’s just dipshits like you who ruin America over their own greed for “religious freedom” because you must be to fucking stupid to ignore it. Well, i’m going to Do’x the website, have fun with it while you can. — Sincerely, The 14 year old /b/tard
Webaster’s note: The site has not been “Do’x’ed” or “Denial of Service attack.”

please cease to exist
What is it going to take to get organizations such as yours and the ACLU to cease to exist. Dan Barker is a cocksucker and Laurie Gaylor a bitch. — David Jones, Wetumpka, Ala.

Hello
FREEDOM FROM FREAKS FOUNDATION — Donald Hump, Tampa, Fla.

stupdity
you clowns need to back off. stop telling us what to do. oh i am so offended so ia m going to take you to court. why dony ypou clowns go live under sharia law and tell us how you like it. you are the problem along with obama and other other libtards thats wrong with this contry. — Matt Brandley

free thought
do the rest of america a favor and do something rational for a change, like kill yourselves. — John Smith

Newland, NC
Fuck you and your Godless messages! May you all rot in hell you commie pukes! — Randy Brown

Jesus Statue
I suggest you take that statue and the tiny 25×25 foot piece of land and shove them up your collective asses. You unAmerican bunch of fucking morons. why dont you take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. — Arleen Cobler, Clinton, Mont.

you
I WOULD GLADLY LIKE TO TELL YOU ANTI-RELIGIOUS, ANTI-CHRISTIAN ASSHOLES TO GO TO HELL, BUT I DON’T REALLY HAVE TO BECAUSE THAT IS WHERE YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE GOING ANYWAY WHEN YOU DIE SO YOU CAN JOIN THE \ DEVIL HIMSELF IN ETERNAL DAMNATION! — Allen Rossini, Manitowoc, Wis.

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