Sharing the Crank Mail

A small sample of FFRF’s recent fan mail, grammar and spelling uncorrected:

gutter
If you do not like Christmas and Church go fuck yourself and I will continue the believe and will not stand for some panty waste to interfer with my live or any one else’s. If you do not like it close your motherfunkin eyes or shut your door and crawl back under a rock gutter slut. ­— lb

Fox news
After watching you on Fox News (and disinfecting my TV screen) I wish you everything thing bad that could possibly happen to you and your family. It is because of pieces of shit like you that America is where it is today. Our founding fathers based this Country on Christianity, if you dont like it or believe in it, please leave. I fought in a war to protect the right of you to say what you would like to. What a waste in your case. — Richard Hervieux

Atheists Are Bastards
You stupid atheist Bastards are really insane Bastards for thinking it is any of your business that there are nativity scenes set up in the public squares around the United States. You stupid atheist Bastards shove it up your damn ass crossways. ­— Michael Mazar

Go fuck yourself
Athens Texas has NOTHING to do with you faggat whores so I know this will not chage anything it makes me feel better. — John Doe

Donation
I would send some money but I don’t care for your silly ideas. I will however pray for God to send you directly to hell which unfortunately will be a step up from Madison. — Jesus Christ

Athens, Texas nativity scene
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you. Gosh, it’s great to have free speech in this country! Pump off and take your politically correct, cry baby, I’m a victim agenda and stick where the sun don’t shine! Pussies!!! — Carolyn Workman

Athens, tx
Learn to keep your damn mouth shut. This is america, just because you don’t like doesn’t mean the rest of America has to agree with you. I hate stupid people but I have to put up with them all the time. — Micky Mouse, 101 America drive

FFR
GET A LIFE ARE YOU GUYS LAP DOGS OF THE DEVIL ? WHAT THE FUCK, DONT TELL PEOPLE WHAT THEY SHOULD BELEAVE IN YOU SUCK TURD. GET A REAL JOB, WORK YOU DONT KNOW WHAT THAT WORD IS, HITLER WOULD B PROUD TO KNOW YOU SILLY FUCKS ARE KEEPING HIS NAME ALIVE /LEAVE CHRIST MAS ALONE SCUMBAG NAZI,S I HOPE SOMEONE RUNS YOU DOWN WITH THE GET A CLUE TRAIN OR GO TO GET A CLUE DOT FUCK YOU
— Tom Reynolds, 06660 vulture ave, boise idaho

Fredom of Speech and Religion
God is not mocked, whatever you so that you will reap.” — Ed Fleagle, Jacksonville NC

your idiocy
Leave us alone in Montana If you want to legislate here run for office otherwise keep the fuck out of our world. And please do stay in the shithole you live in — S Bennett

STAY OUT OF MONTANA
You flat land freaks in the midwest should mind your own business and leave the mountains alone. Go protest cheese and the fact that its holy you. Life is so boring there watching the badgers play that you have to stick your noses where it does not belong. Oh my whah whah a little statue 3000 miles away from my home has my underwear all bunched up my ass and Iam gonna cry about to the press, whah, whah, whah. Get a life. — david coc

montana statue
Why dont You axxholes mind Your own business, and leave Our Statue of Jesus alone.
— Ed tomicek

Jesus in Montana
Stop worrying with our Jesus. Its none of your Goddamn business what we do here in Montana. Stay the hell away. — Suck it, Tad Hilton

Thanks
On the eve of Thanksgiving I want to thank you for persecuting Christians. If you study history you will realize that persecution only helps Christianity because we respond to persecution with agape love. Remember Jesus loves you, he forgave you from the cross. — Robert Marx

New World Order
Your pathetic organization is undoubtedly a part of the New World Order and is probably funded by globalists like the Rothchilds, Rockefellers, and Bill Gates. It is miscreant filth like yourselves that got the pledge of allegiance removed from schools. You should educate yourselves about the agenda of the NWO; who wants to reduce the world’s population. Do you think you will have a seat at that table? NO YOU WILL NOT. Go take one of those vaccines that Bill Gates pushes that are full of mercury, cancer, and other poisons. He’s pathetic, and so is this organization. Are you fools in cahoots with the southern Poverty Law Center? I THOUGHT SO. You people are SCUM. — Smedley Butler

montana ski hill
Your organization is an act of war. God loves you and you cannot do a thing about it…….other than love him back of course………that iis your choice. — mark h

Montana Jesus statue
EAT SHIT AND DIE WORTHLESS COCKSUCKERS. IF YOU WIN THE MONTANA SUIT,BE READY TO CONVERT.
— Tom Simpson

montana
Stay out of Montana, did we ask you here, No! We have a lot of crazy fuckers here that might send you a donation that goes bang!! Better start checking your mail a little closer.
— Brett S

fuc u
fuck you all — fucker fuck, fucker aevenue, fucker city, fucker state, fucker zip

FOOLS
You people offend me more and more everyday.You need to read and understand the foundation of AMERICA is GOD…IN GOD WE TRUST….ONE NATION UNDER GOD…so my advice is if you dont like or want hear about god go to where is not.Its about time to start a class action lawsuite to pit a stop to yall..God bless and remember stop,drop and roll dont work in hell — Leslie Fox

cocksuckers
phuck u! — bobo shit

Cease to Exist
I challenge you atheists to stay away from our schools, our churches, our ballgames, and everywhere else we choose to worship God if you choose not to honor Him. — l.g. spence, Brookhaven, Ms

Big Mountain Jesus
Find an nice partner, adopt some great kids and move to Canada wher they can stand your self servering, entitlement laced, government take care of me and my hurt feelings, ignorant of History, dumb ass. In answer to the question below I heard about you and your stunt in the New York Times; your 15 min of fame is over, shut up and go away. — Bradshaw John

dont like my God? GET OUT OF MY COUNTRY
SOME LOW CLASS MAGGOTS ARE TRYING TO SAY CHURCHES CANT DOSPLAY OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST. DONT YOU THINK IF THEY DIDNT LIKE IT, THEY SHOULD MOVE TO A SMALL PRIVATE ISLAND TO BE NUKED? — JESUS LOVER

Teabaggers
need teabaggees. You fit the bill. ­— Clay Wilson

Annie Laurie
Your argument is of course that there is no God and that I have drank the kool aid that is religion. I would argue that by denying his existence you, yourself have drank the Kool aid of your own master, one far more sinister than anyone here on earth. — Gary Wildgoose, Houston Texas

Suggestion
Are you really prepared to risk your eternal life on fleshly arrogance? If Christians are wrong, they are worm food as you believe. If you are wrong, your soul spends eternity in hell-a place of unimaginable torment and pain. Are you willing to gamble that? ­— John Adams, 535 God’s Way, Philadelphia

Shut it down
Annie Laurie Gayle and people that belong to this organization need to move to Iran. Their style of government would fit you beliefs more. — cam Estes

To whom this may concern
Who do you ‘atheists’ think you are? Stay in Cheese Country where you belong? How would you like it if people of Montana started knocking your cheese state? You are atheists (occultists) who are evil and care only about yourselves. — A Mountain Resort Save Jesus believer
CHRISTmas
FUCK YOU STUPID SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF WHORES AND CUNTS, YOUR ALL FUCKING RETARDED! COMMUNIST OBAMA LOVING SONS OF BITCHES! — dee smith, Martinsburg, WV

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