"All the religions are super funny to me. The story of Jesus makes no sense to me. God sent his only son. Why could God only have one son and why would he have to die? It's just bad writing, really. And it's really terrible in about the second act."

"I don’t profess any religion; I don’t think it’s possible that there is a God; I have the greatest difficulty in understanding what is meant by the words ‘spiritual’ or ‘spirituality.' "

“I am not religious in any sense; in fact, I consider myself an atheist.”

"I don't believe in God."

“If any of the three prongs of the Lemon Test are violated by an act of government, it is unconstitutional:
1) It must have a secular legislative purpose.
2) Its principal or primary effect must neither advance nor inhibit religion.
3) It must not foster excessive entanglement between government and religion.”

"God is unbelievable! (I'm an atheist)"

“I am committed to science and believe it to be the best way to understand the world. ... I know of no good evidence for the existence of God.”