A sampling of the voluminous crank mail recently received by FFRF, printed in all its grammatical glory:
EVEN THOUGH I HAVE A FOOLS MOUTH I SHALL BEAT YOU INTO HEAVEN!!! YOU AND YOUR COMPANY LLC IS A FUCKING JOKE...I BET YOU SQUAT TO PEE AND THE WOMEN HAVE MORE HARE ON THEIR FACE THAN HEAD..BUT GO KICK PUPPIES AND SUE SCHO OLS OR C HURCHES YOU FUCKS AND PLEASE DON’T BOTHER TO WRITE BACK OR TO RETALIATE... I WILL POST THIS MYSELF ON HUFFIGTON POST... PEACE OUT — Chuck Robertson
a hymn for your chief lawyer - HYMN, HYMN, FUCK HIM — D. Nadom, Linmon, Calif.
YOU are scared, atheist, satanic, liberals!! YES, religion DOES belong in our schools, idiots! Not religion, but CHRISTIANITY. You lose, homosexuals, and whatever other mentally ill lifeforms make up your disgusting ranks. — I Love Jesus, Lake Placid, Fla.
What are you going to do if the Bible (Christianity) is the truth (and every word in it). What if there is a real heaven and hell? I would at least test the “God” of the Bible, and to the fullest extent, before I went and put all of my ducks in one basket, if heaven/hell are real “or not”, just to be sure. But I would be willing to believe that you will see Him one day. — Dustin Bock, Orange, Texas
We need you out of schools, see no good in your group. IN GOD WE TRUSH. — Bruce Clark
You people are a minority in this country. God, Guns, and Guts built this country and you bunch of pantywastes want God removed for our society. Why don’t you all move over to Afghanistan and live. You think it is so bad in this country!!! We laid of lives on the line for you draft dodging cowards and you are out to spit at us every chance you get. — James Benoit, Delray Beach, Fla.
Do you realize before prayer and the Pledge of Allegiance, there were NO innocent people being slaughtered in our schools? So I guess you could actually be charged with accessory to murder. — Terry, Pennsylvania
We fight for freedom of speech and right to bare arms. Ect.. People like you make me sick to my stomach. I fought for my country for freedom. From people like you to tell me what I can and can’t do.. Your freedom group sucks Donkey Dick.. — Marc Pardi
You people need jesus in your life! If it wasnt for him you wouldnt be here!!! As for the portrait in jackson ohio i dont see how it is any of your business? I have an idea MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!! I would never join your group and whoever does join or are already in your group is Stupid!!!!! — Amy Arthur
I was wondering who was the voice of Satan, considering he hasn’t a body of his own. Now I have a physical visual image of you anti God organization. Proud mother of 3 Eagle Scouts from a Gay-Free program! Yep, I love God, His laws and commandments, and have His son’s picture hanging in my kitchen. We home school. You can not control our American School. Ha,Ha,Ha. — Teri Knox
communist’s like you fuckers really take the cake. I hope their is a Jesus and he burns you assholes.
If bringing the U.S. to its knees is your goal ,then stopping you should be every Americans goal.
And I’ll bet the farm 90% of you are foreigners dedicated to just that.If their is a hell hope your its most prominent guests. — FF
Do you all suck dicks also or just but into others lives? cause I could really use a blow job from your atheist mouths~ never had one from an atheist — Richard Knox
I DO NOT HAVE A RELIGION, I AM FREE FROM RELIGION!! I have and serve a LIVING Saviour, not a dead Buddha, nor a dead Mohammad, nor a string of dead Popes, or other “religious” leaders in religions that are totally dead! — William J. Kerr
Stay the Hell Out of Texas!! — Mike Thomas, 11202 Fuch Yew Ln
the hate for the ffrf: the ffrf is stuid if u think u gonna come to texas and tell how to raise our kids if u dont like our beliefs then get hell out of my country as texans we will bring our kids to belive in god and country. — Jim Paul, Longview, Texas
Lindale, TX: Thanks for the free publicity for our 5th grade program that you tried to snuff out. Thanks to you over 2100 people attended, with others standing and listening from outside. And most of all, THANK YOU JESUS FOR YOUR PERFECT SACRIFICE FOR OUR FREEDOM FROM SIN & DEATH! — Debbie Sanchez
Downfall of Society: Stay the hell up north, you yankee bastards. It’s organizations like FFRF and the ACLU that are the downfall of this country. — M Ackerman, South Carolina
Lords prayer: I love what that student did! Up you collective fucking asses! Fuck all atheists. Hope all you die lonely, pathetic fucking people when hour time comes. — D Weatherford
Fuck you: Why dont yall get fucked. Concentrate your time on something that needs attention like abused and neglected children. Again fuck yall. — Get A Life, Texas
I want to donate: fuck you motherfuckers. burn in hell you damned athesits. this is the bible belt, so fuck off bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 — jack schachter